“Come sit down, Child. Gently put your hands on my crystal ball,” I say, directing you into my dimly lit fortune teller studio. I’m wearing a Stevie Nicks-inspired black lace shawl and gold hoop earrings.
“You’d like to know if you should publish guest blog posts on your website, yes? Let’s ask.”
My long, blood-red fingernail taps on the glass, as a thick fog swirls underneath the surface of the orb for several minutes…
